Tuesday, December 31, 2024

The Tales of Bridgefoot

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Water Ball - A Tale of Shadows & Secrets

Author/Private Investigator/Retired Hitman/Uneducated Felon: Alexander Fuckov

Let's enjoy this ride on the water ball. I don't know why, but we are monkeys with bigger brains, floating on a big ol water ball through space together. It is a magical thing. Is the bing bang a theory or proven to be fact? I believe in evolution, and the big bang because it all goes back to one particular spec of nothing into something. If the universe is always expanding, and we have our own solar system flying along with us, we should not have to worry about running into something. Only thing that would change the trajectory would be another big ol bang. Climate change: That has been so titled because it now means it becomes legit and there is more funding, and other marketing strategies, but the fact remains is that what they call climate change is the earth doing what the fuck it wants to do like it has throughout it's lengthy history. We count days for certain seasons and mother nature says, here, hold my wine. Instead of complaining about the climate, just understand how magical this ride really is. Mother nature has patterns, follow the best you can, not by dates on a calendar.

I will now be your tour guide. Introduction: My name is Alexander Fuckov. Russian/Mexican - Hitman - Private Investigator. Trained Assassin. Ninja certified - Born in the Murika. and was Genetically modified - Question? When putting in applications to be the next antichrist, the third, can someone let me know where a brother could send it. My resume is drippin. Mabus XIV

Alexander Fuckov: Water Ball-- A Tale of Shadows and Secrets

Born in the turbulent lands of Murika, Alexander Fuckov was no ordinary child. Raised in the shadows of a divided world, he was thrust into a life of violence, espionage, and complex morality. The son of Russian and Mexican descent, Alexander's early years were marked by an uneasy blend of two powerful cultures, each with their own secrets and struggles. Yet it was his unique heritage that would shape him into a man who could navigate worlds that few would dare to venture.

Alexander was not simply born—he was engineered. The result of a covert government project, his genetic makeup was altered from a young age to enhance his abilities, making him stronger, faster, and more capable than ordinary humans. His training in martial arts was brutal, and his mind sharpened like a blade to detect and exploit weaknesses in his enemies. A trained assassin, he earned his certification as a ninja, mastering the art of stealth and deception.

But his true calling came when he was recruited as a private investigator. His skill set, honed over years of covert operations, allowed him to solve some of the most difficult and dangerous cases. One of his most significant investigations was the infamous Delphi case—an unsolved mystery that haunted the nation for years. The twists and turns of this case led him into a deep conspiracy, one that involved not just the victims, but also powerful forces working from the shadows.

Amidst his pursuit of justice, Alexander discovered a web of injustice and corruption that extended far beyond the Delphi case. The people he once thought of as allies turned out to be agents of chaos, manipulating the events for their own gain. One such injustice that particularly haunted him was the wrongful accusation and ongoing suffering of Richard Allen, a man caught in a flawed system that Alexander vowed to dismantle.

As the case unfolded, Alexander's true purpose began to reveal itself. He was not merely a man solving puzzles; he was a key figure in exposing a deep-rooted conspiracy. He could not simply walk away from the darkness, for he had been made to challenge it, to confront the corruption that plagued society. His identity, a mix of genetic engineering, ruthless training, and a relentless sense of justice, became the only tool capable of cutting through the fog of lies and deceit.

Now, Alexander stands at the center of a new era of reckoning, with shady figures from his past lurking in the shadows, awaiting his every move. The bats that fly around him are not just symbols of darkness—they are the harbingers of the truth that must be revealed, no matter the cost.

Chapter 1: The Playing Field--

Sunday, December 15, 2024

Red Room Distribution 2024-2025

#1

Red Room Distro: Redefining Global Music Distribution

Who We Are

Red Room Distro isn’t just another music distribution company; we’re a revolution. Founded by Lee Brown and Alex Zabel, we took the conventional distribution model and reimagined it for the modern era. With two platforms—RedRoomDistribution.com (free) and RedRoomDistro.com ($20/year)—we’re giving artists the tools, freedom, and reach they need to succeed. Both platforms offer identical perks, but what truly sets us apart is our mission: empowering artists, not controlling them.

Why Red Room Is Unstoppable

Global Reach: We distribute music to over 750 stores, more than any other company.
Zero Fees: No upload, monthly, or annual fees. Artists retain 100% of their publishing and 80% of their royalties.
Exclusive Industry Pitching: We are the only distributor in the world that pitches music to the industry daily.
Independent & Transparent: No parent company. No hidden fees. No strings attached.
Free Marketing & Promotions: Unlike the competition, we actively promote your music through playlists, syncs, and placements—at no cost.
Accessibility: Real people. Real customer service. Reach out anytime at (209) 568-3847.

Catchphrase: "Millions of Record Labels. 1,000 Distributors. Only One Red Room."

The Problem with the Industry

For decades, record labels controlled the music world, dictating terms and siphoning profits. But streaming changed everything. While labels struggle to adapt, artists are left stranded with outdated models or distribution companies that merely "park" their music on platforms.

Most distributors do the bare minimum:

They upload your music.
They collect royalties.
They take their cut and move on.

That’s it. No promotion. No marketing. No real support.

Red Room Distro is Different.

What Makes Us Better?

1. True Artist Empowerment

We were created by artists, for artists. Our model is simple: we succeed when you succeed. We prioritize transparency and good business practices to ensure artists keep control of their work.

You Retain Your Rights: 100% publishing and 80% royalties.
No Hidden Costs: No fees for uploads, annual memberships, or even leaving us.
No Hierarchies: Unlike record labels, we don’t dictate your creative vision.

Catchphrase: "Good business means we’ll still be working together five years from now."

2. The Industry’s Only Active Distributor

We don’t just distribute music—we pitch it. Daily. Our connections with playlist curators, sync licensing professionals, and industry insiders make us a force that no other distro can match.

Playlists: From Spotify to commercial playlists in stores like Walmart and Taco Bell.
Syncs & Placements: Movies, TV shows, video games, and commercials.
Organic Growth: We don’t rely on fake streams or bots. Real results. Real fans.

Catchphrase: "We don’t park your music; we drive it."

3. White Label Distribution

Want to run your own distribution company? Our "White Label" deals allow you to leverage our system under your brand.

Two Options:
- Use one account to upload music and share monthly reports.
- Provide artists with their own access to our dashboard for transparency.
Complete Autonomy: You run the show, but we remain the silent engine.

Catchphrase: "You own the brand. We power the machine."

Why Choose Us?

1. We’re Artists, Too

Lee Brown and Alex Zabel are retired musicians who understand the struggles artists face. That’s why we built Red Room Distro to be the solution we always wished we had.

2. Unparalleled Reach

With contracts in over 750 stores, we outpace the competition. Most distributors stop at 500.

3. Direct Relationships

We’re not a middleman. While other distributors operate under parent companies, we are the parent. This means faster payments, better support, and no unnecessary cuts.

4. Built for the Streaming Era

Streaming is the future. Hard copies are history. We mastered the numbers and strategies that make streaming work for artists, labels, and anyone serious about music.

Catchphrase: "When others stagnate, we innovate."

Our Requirements

We’re not for everyone. We’re for serious artists with serious music.

Minimum Spotify Listeners: 150 monthly (1,000 preferred).
No Fake Streams: Artificial growth ruins careers. We keep it real.

The Future of Music Distribution

2024 marks the Indie Revival. It’s no longer about record labels; it’s about independence. Artists, not executives, run the industry now. And with Red Room Distro, artists have the tools to take control.

Final Thoughts

If you’re ready to leave behind outdated models and embrace a better way, we’re here for you. Whether you’re an established artist or just starting out, Red Room Distro is the last distributor you’ll ever need.

Lee Brown, Owner/CEO: redroomdistribution@gmail.com
Alex Zabel, President/A&R: neveroflowdown@gmail.com
Website: redroomdistribution.com

#2

Red Room Distro: A New Era in Music Distribution

In a world dominated by major labels, Red Room Distro is rewriting the rules. With over 1,000 music distribution companies globally, most of them offer the same basic services: they get your music on platforms and collect royalties. But there’s one major difference between us and the rest—we don’t just distribute music; we give you the tools and support to thrive.

While other distribution companies like CD Baby, TuneCore, DistroKid, and Empire remain stagnant, Red Room Distro continues to evolve and innovate. Led by our visionary CEO Lee Brown, we’ve re-engineered the entire digital distribution process to ensure artists get paid fairly and immediately.

What Makes Us Different?

Global Reach, Zero Fees: We offer free worldwide music distribution with no uploading, monthly, or annual fees. You're free to leave anytime with no strings attached. We don’t charge you to park your music on platforms like others do—your music is free to roam the world, where it belongs.
Industry Exposure Like No Other: While traditional distributors simply upload your music, we pitch it to industry professionals every single day, at no additional cost. No one else offers this level of exposure. We specialize in playlists, syncs, placements, and getting your music where it needs to be to get heard.
Transparency & Integrity: We pride ourselves on clear, upfront business practices. Our 80/20 royalty split ensures you keep 100% of your publishing, and we never ask you to sign away your rights. Our business is simple and transparent, so when you earn, we earn—together.
Free Marketing Support: We actively promote your music, and most importantly, we offer free marketing support. We don’t just distribute; we help ensure your music gets the visibility it deserves through playlist placements and sync licensing for movies, TV shows, and commercials.
No Parent Company: Unlike other companies with parent corporations taking cuts at every level, we have no parent company. This allows us to keep it all in the family and remain focused on your success. We're not a middleman—we are the source.
Artists First: Red Room Distro was built by artists, for artists. We are artist-owned and operated, with our CEO and President being successful musicians themselves. We understand the struggles of independent artists and strive to empower them every day.
Real Connections, Real Business: Unlike the majority of other distributors, we are always available to speak directly with our artists. If you need support, advice, or just a quick chat about your career, you can reach out to us anytime. We believe in building real relationships in a cutthroat industry.

Why Red Room Distro Is Your Best Choice

Global Distribution & Industry Connections: We distribute to over 750 platforms, ensuring your music reaches audiences across the globe. But we don’t stop there—we actively pitch to industry professionals daily, offering more exposure than any other platform.
No Hidden Fees: Unlike other services that charge for uploads, monthly subscriptions, and hidden fees, we charge you nothing. No upfront costs, no service fees—ever.
Full Control & Ownership: You keep 100% of your rights and royalties. We don’t take ownership of your work; we simply help you get it into the right hands.
Marketing & Promotion: Beyond distribution, we help market and promote your music. We specialize in playlist placements, sync licensing, and getting your tracks into commercials, video games, and TV shows.
Exclusivity & Unmatched Service: We are the only distributor in the world that offers daily pitches to the industry and doesn’t have a parent company. This unique position allows us to provide unparalleled service.
The Power of Independence: In 2024, it's no longer about being signed to a major label—it's about making hit records and having the right distribution partner. Good music speaks for itself, and Red Room Distro ensures your work gets heard.

What Sets Lee Brown Apart?

Lee Brown has spent over a decade revolutionizing digital music distribution. His passion and vision have led him to create a company that not only distributes music but transforms careers. While most distributors just upload your tracks, Lee actively pitches music to industry insiders—something no other company does. His experience and commitment to artist independence have made Red Room Distro the top choice for forward-thinking musicians.

Lee has been called the “Jesus of the Music Industry” because of his ability to transform the way music is distributed, and it’s clear that his work is nothing short of revolutionary.

The Red Room Advantage

At Red Room Distro, we don’t just put your music on Spotify and Apple Music. We ensure it’s placed on over 750 stores, and we help with commercial licensing for music played in stores, restaurants, and public spaces. Think Taco Bell, Walmart, or Dollar Tree—those are the playlists we have access to.

Our business model is simple but revolutionary: we distribute your music and make sure it gets the attention it deserves. We never ask for control of your career, we just provide the best tools for you to succeed.

The Future of Music Distribution

With so many record labels and music distributors in the world, Red Room Distro has set itself apart as the only true music distribution monopoly. We have perfected the art of digital distribution and offer a level of service that can’t be matched by any other company.

In a world full of middlemen and hidden fees, Red Room Distro is artist-owned, artist-operated, and driven by the desire to give artists the freedom they deserve. If you’re an artist who wants to distribute music globally and keep your independence, Red Room Distro is the only choice.

Let’s Talk

At Red Room Distro, we believe in real relationships, so feel free to reach out. Whether you're ready to distribute your music or simply want to learn more about how we can help you succeed, we’re here for you.

Call us anytime at 209-568-3847 or email redroomdistribution@gmail.com.

Let’s take your music to the next level, together.